9.30 Put the toilet seat down

Oh..toilet seat down... 31!
Oh..toilet seat down...32!
OHhh..toilet seat down 33!
Ohhh Toilet seat down 34...

9.13 MerryOne

"MerryOne," She said.  "Strip.  Eighty with the paddle."

I moaned.  I knew this was gonna hurt, a lot.

9.12 Merry Three

"MerryThree," She announced. "Strip and lay face down on the couch."  
I did so, and She fetched an assortment of implements, and proceeded to smack and whack my buttocks, as I whine and moaned and sobbed.

9.11 MerryThree in action

"MerryThree," She said. "Strip, and I'll start with the paddle..."

9.10 MerryThree in progress

"MerryThree,"  She said. "You might as well get comfortable on the bed.  Strip and lay down, face down."

I did... and moaned and sobbed as an assortment of paddles and straps landed across my buttocks.

9.09 Merry One

"Yesterday was the 2nd day this week, with no offer of a DO from you.  I'm invoking MerryOne.  Now. Go, get your clothes off, get the long cane, and get back here, quickly."